Yesterday on my drive to work, I was thinking about the question(s) I will ask God when I meet Him (cue Dishwalla). It turns out I don't have a ton of questions for God, and my commute is about 8 minutes, so I had to come up with something fast. Since food is both my friend and my natural enemy here on Earth, I figured it would be an enlightening topic. That's it! I want to talk to God about all-things food.
My conversation with God goes something like this:
Me: God, what are the secrets in the foods of the Earth? Are there plants that can REALLY cure or prevent diseases like cancer?
God: There are many secrets, my child. Look only to the rind of the watermelon for a cure for all cancers.**
Me: *Staring is disbelief.*
God: *Staring back in disbelief that I'm disbelief-ing Him.*
Me: So you're telling me that the white part of the watermelon that my mom warned me not to eat because "it will give you a stomach ache" is the cure for cancer?
Dumbfounded, I break eye-contact with God, and the next person is up with his/her question.
I sincerely hope that I can come up with something better than that when the time comes, but it's good to have a back-up question.
**If the rind of the watermelon does cure cancers, I don't know about it. Please do not seek out watermelon rinds as an alternative treatment based on this blog.