The afternoon weather report on News 92 FM starts off, "This is MEATEATER-OLOGIST, John Dugowinski..." What is a "meateater-ologist"? I searched www.Google.com/images for that exact word, and here's what I found:
I'm guessing my "Filter Explicit Results" filter is on. But my "Filter Creepy-Shit" filter is not.
McDonald's' food is a crime against humanity...except during Monopoly season. Then, it is just fun because everyone wants to be a winner. Are you "PEELIN' LUCKY?" I am.
"Mayor Weiner" is a terrible idea unless a) his Chief of Staff's name is Mr. Oscar, b) they are always together, and c ) everyone addresses them with "Mr. Oscar, Mayor Weiner..." Also, he looks like the bad guy from Ghost, so I don't like him. WHO hires a man to kill Patrick Swayze? I mean, seriously??