Ted is a rediculous movie. Yet I watched the whole thing and laughed. Shame on me.
In other rediculousness, I had to break the news to my seven-year-old that she can never be a real mermaid. Not even if she looks at the moon while she is swimming in the ocean...(Wtf did she get that idea?) She still does not believe me. Thank goodness my mom is going to help the situation by making her a life-like mermaid tail to wear in the bathtub.
Oh my gawd. I'm thinking in Ted's voice. This is terrible.
And finally, my kids absolutely do not believe that "Jennifer" has been my first name my whole life. Rediculous. They told me that if I was their kid, they would have named me "Sunshine of the Flowers of the Whole Universe Barbie Transformer Mermaid." Wow did I luck out or what? But I would have loved to go by "Sunshine."