But, for now, I'm healthy, y'all!! I'm not saying I haven't lost weight, but it's unclear if it's stress or the fact that I'm feasting on more plant-based foods. If only Oreos and wine weren't accidentally vegan. Well, most wine. It's at least vegetarian if not vegan. And I don't buy Oreos. (How do my posts always end up with confessions??)
This is all excellent news. Now for the bad news - for my husband, at least. The doctor did not test my sanity. I admit, it is probably not in the "optimal" range...but I urge you to ask yourself, "Would I REALLY like Jennifer if she wasn't bat-shit crazy?" If you answered "Yes," then maybe you should ask yourself, "Would her blogs be worth reading if she wasn't bat-shit crazy." I'm guessing that is a 100% "No." See! Crazy, but smart like a human!
There is a logical conclusion to this post coming riiiiiiiiight now. Since A) I'm a fat vegetarian, and B) I STILL want to be a hipster, I'm going to go design my own ironic t-shirt. If you want one, just let me know. Here's my first draft. I'll probably try to sweet-talk my brother into some fantastic artwork. Sorry, Barrett. I can only pay you in hummus.