I was rushing to check that my kids made it to the nursery before church started, and I bumped into the PW. It went something like this:
PW: Good morning!
Me: Good morning! I have to make sure my kids made it to the nursery. I let them go on their own, and I'm second-guessing that decision.
PW: Oooh. Yeah. Good call. You have...something...(pulling sticker off of my dress)...stuck to you. Here you go.
Me: Great. Now everyone will think I'm the church tramp...
PW: ?? What? I didn't even see it...
Oh those creative Sunday School projects...and my propensity to make inappropriate jokes from, well, just about everything including Bible verses...
***And now for my attempt at making this story end well.***
The kids are learning about the disciples this summer in Sunday School. Last night, my four-year-old said, "The disciples are boring. Except the one who walked on water with Jesus. His name was Peter-Simon (Simon-Peter), and he was doing great until he took his eyes off of Jesus. So don't take your eyes off of Jesus, or you'll drown."
Great job, Sunday School Teachers!